Argentina Study

A New Study ...

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.



      YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

7. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

8 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

9. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you
are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #6 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #6 on
this list.



Personals Column

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Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at
the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
gave me. Call 404-875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever.





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