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Small Town Doctor
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching
large fish.
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips, he
got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving
birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor
used his fishing scales.
The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.
Falling Rocks
Long, long ago an old Indian chief was about to die, so he
called for Geronimo and Falling Rocks, the two bravest
warriors in his tribe. The chief instructed each to go out
and seek buffalo skins. Whoever returned with the most
skins would be chief.
About a month later Geronimo came back with one hundred
pelts; sadly, Falling Rocks never returned.
Today as you drive through the West, you can see the
evidence of love and devotion the tribe had for this
brave. At nearly every mile marker there are signs saying,
"Watch for Falling Rocks."
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.. On my desk I have a work station...
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at
once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
-- Mark Twain
Water Leak
A flight attendant was on the red-eye to Manila when a water
leak developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the
carpet throughout the cabin of the 747.
A very sleepy passenger who had become aware of the dampness
asked the attendant, "Has it been raining?"
Keeping a straight face, the attendant replied, "Yes, but we
put the top up."
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