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Kidsí Prayers


           1.  Dear God,
           please put another holiday
           between Christmas and Easter.
           There is nothing good in there now.
           Amanda

           2.  Dear God,
           Thank you for the baby brother
           but what I asked for was a puppy.
           I never asked for anything before.
           You can look it up.
           Joyce

           3.  Dear Mr.
           God, I wish you would not make it so easy
           for people to come apart
           I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
           Janet

           4.  God,
          I read the bible.
           What does beget mean?
          Nobody will tell me.
           Love Alison

           5.  Dear God,
           how did you know you were God?
           Who told you?
           Charlene

           6.  Dear God,
           is it true my father
           won't get in Heaven
           if he uses his golf words in the house?
           Anita


           7.  Dear God,
           I bet it's very hard for you
           to love all of everybody in the whole world.
           There are only 4 people in our family
           and I can never do it.
           Nancy

           8.  Dear God,
          I like the story about Noah
           the best of all of them.
           You really made up some good ones.
           I like walking on water, too.
           Glenn

           9.  Dear God,
           my Grandpa says you were around
           when he was a little boy.
           How far back do you go?
           Love, Dennis

           10.  Dear God,
           do you draw the lines around the countries?
           If you don't, who does?
           Nathan

           11.  Dear God,
           did you mean for giraffes
           to look like that or was it an accident?
           Norma

           12.  Dear God,
           in bible times,
           did they really talk that fancy?
           Jennifer

           13.  Dear God,
           how come you did all those miracles
           in the old days and don't do any now?
           Billy

           14.  Dear God,
           please send Dennis Clark
           to a different summer camp this year.
           Peter

           15.  Dear God,
           maybe Cain and Abel
           would not kill each other so much
           if they each had their own rooms.
           It works out OK with me and my brother.
          Larry

           16.  Dear God,
           I keep waiting for spring,
           but it never did come yet.
           What's up?  Don't forget.
           Mark

           17.  Dear God,
           my brother told me about
           how you are born
           but it just doesn't sound right.
           What do you say?
           Marsha

           18.  Dear God,
           if you watch in Church on Sunday
           I will show you my new shoes.
           Barbara

           19.  Dear God,
           is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
           or do you just know him through the business?
           Donny

           20.  Dear God,
           I do not think anybody
           could be a better God than you.
           Well, I just want you to know that.
           I am not just saying that because
           you are already God.
           Charles

           21.  Dear God,
           it is great the way you always
           get the stars in the right place.
           Why can't you do that with the moon?
           Jeff

           22.  Dear God,
           I am doing the best I can.
           Really !!!!
           Frank

           And, saving the best for last .  .

           23.  Dear God,
           I didn't think orange went with purple
           until I saw the sunset
           you made on Tuesday night.
           That was really cool.
           Thomas

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