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Mensa is an organization whose members have
an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa
Convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a
local cafe.
While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker contained
pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they
swap the contents of the bottles without spilling, and using
only the implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa!
The group debated and presented ideas, and finally came up with
a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty
saucer. They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their
solution.
"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice
that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt
shaker..."
"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about
that." She unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched
them.
An elderly gent was invited to an old
friends' home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy
preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as:
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years
and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man
leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful
that, after all these years, you still call your wife those
loving pet names.'
The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell
you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10
years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!'
I'm Out Of My Mind
Feel Free To Leave A Message
My Anger Management
Class Pisses Me Off
Cogito Ergo
Periculosus (I Think Therefore I'm Dangerous)
He Who Laughs Last
Thinks Slowest
Just Because I
Don't Care Doesn't Mean I Don't Understand
I Do What The Voices
In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do
These Are My Dress
Clothes
I Don't Know
Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It
Do Not Disturb
Already Disturbed
Sarcasm is Only One
Of The Services I Offer
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