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FLORIDA OR THE MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.
One
blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo!!! Can you
see Florida......?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together.
Just yesterday you take away my license
and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There' s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees
another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts
back, "You ARE on the other side."
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