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An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in
retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up
outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for
$500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Digger
Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine,
thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic.
Dr.
Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me?"
Dr. Geezer:
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's
mouth."
Dr. Young:
???'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young
gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young:
"I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer:
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's
mouth."
Dr. Young:
"Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young
(after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young:
"My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving
him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young:
"But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story --
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
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