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Cowboy Joke

Cowboy Joke

 

Medical Matters

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said:   "Dr.  Geezer's clinic.  Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr.  Geezer's clinic.

Dr.  Young:    "Dr.  Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me?"

Dr.  Geezer:   "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr.  Young's mouth."

Dr.  Young:  ???'Aaagh!  -- This is Gasoline!"

Dr.  Geezer: "Congratulations!  You've got your taste back.  That will be $500."

Dr.  Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr.  Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr.  Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr.  Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr.  Geezer: "Congratulations!  You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."

Dr.  Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.  Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"

Dr.  Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr.  Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr.  Geezer: "Congratulations!  You got your vision back!  That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

 

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