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Loch Ness Monster

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "My God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

The man responded, "Yea, well two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

 

 

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